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@Terrence101010: She changed her mind ..
Hope the new one works !!
@ItsAndyRyan: First date
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos
@tylerschmall: *walks into Babies R Us*
Hi I'd like to buy a baby.
"Sir we don't-"
*I slide him a 100 dollar bill*
"This way please."
@Donna_McCoy: I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave.
@Inferno_V: *hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*
@CherBear162: I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with.