@QueefTornado: She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub.
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@EndhooS: [Troy in the olden times] "WTF is that?" A wooden horse "It's not full of soldiers is it?" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK
@Beatonm5: driverless cars???? I don't trust autocorrect to pick the correct word let alone let a car just drive me .... by itself
@AmarndaBvnes: don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. their phone is prob “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”