@glenna_opt: she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street
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@fro_vo: [wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary
@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.