@glenna_opt: she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street
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@AlexvanBeek: When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through.
@AntozWolf: I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
@chadopitz: Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.