@glenna_opt: she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street
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@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
@imchriskelly: At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, "Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"
@thenatewolf: *holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again.