@Donna_McCoy: She died doing what she loved: Running for her life in the wrong direction.
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@pleatedjeans: Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium Me: [drops 7 lizards into my shirt] why they already have a home
@usermcuserface: I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons.
@Bill_Nye_Tho__: there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now