@E_lok44: She had a LITTLE lamb?
No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet.
@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".
@paperphotoyo: When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess.
@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.
@MrMichaelRose: my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place