@WilliamAder: Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light.
@EndhooS: "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."
Now Genghis, what do I always say?
*Sighs*
"I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"
@Kerfuckus: Dog: Uh oh. Gonna puke.
Cat: OK, what you wanna do is, keep walking. Puke every ten feet or so. Make sure you get under the bed.
@GrantTanaka: Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain
Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]
@iwearaonesie: wife: You're going to work like that?
me: Yeah, it's casual day
[20 minutes later]
me *calls wife* Can you bring me some pants?
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