@BriarSlyMalice: SHE has the mouth of a sailor...
...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.
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@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other...
@myonlymizztake: My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese.
@chicnlil1: Asian gangs, also known as study groups..
@clindsaysway: Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat".
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