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@hippieswordfish: *she leans in close*
'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?'

*i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*

*she leans in close*
‘kyle, what’s your wildest fantasy?’

*i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*

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