@tupactopus: she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
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@Phook75: I don't ever worry about the kinda world I'm leaving my kids. They'll just leave their shit everywhere anyhow
@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
@omgthatspunny: The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
@Dr_awfulpants: *calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*