@tupactopus: she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
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@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'golfed' "May I have it in a sentence please?" Sure. He golfed with a tee. "G-O-L-F-T"
@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@Sychlops: Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history.