@tupactopus: she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
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@iwearaonesie: If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore
@Hobo_Splendido: Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!
@ThaJawn: Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?