@AndyAsAdjective: She looks at me with those come hither eyes & I'm over here frantically flipping thru a dictionary trying to figure out what "hither" means.
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@TheMichaelRock: December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.
@sip_at_home_mom: My son uses eating utensils with the accuracy and success of the most rigged claw crane game.
@PyrBliss: Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts.