@thepunningman: "How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?" 384 my liege "Ok, round them up" 400 my liege

@OBiiieeee: Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass.

@BaldyLockzz: Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning

@karanbirtinna: I am a brown supremacist. I dream that the whole world will be one giant call centre one day.

@ryangriffiths: CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]