@Parentpains: "She must be shy" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
@Ramankaur925: “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white
@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@LurkAtHomeMom: If you're going to get a puppy to practice raising kids, you need to get like 50 of them.