@faizziy: She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard..
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@Reverend_Scott: [5 min into first date] Her: I have a pug named Piglet- Me: [motioning waiter for check] I'd like to go meet him rn
@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.
@Underchilde: Honk all you want, but if I don’t eat these donuts at this green light I’ll have to share them at home.
@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple