@pradogod: She puts the hot in psychotic
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@jwoodham: The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep.
@PaperWash: [in ambulance after being shot] can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell? "Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"