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@pradogod: She puts the hot in psychotic
@Eenfidel: Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'
@Ivsy01: Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses.
@WildeThingy: Psychiatrist "Tell me about your trust issues."
@ClichedOut: I picked up carry-out and the guy asked if I wanted to leave a tip.
Yeah. Offer delivery.
@VeryLonelyLuke: I adopted a rock.
He just sits there and does nothing all day.
It still beats raising Kylo.