@jake_lach: She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance
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@SomthinBoutSara: Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
@NervousJr: Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're