@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword
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@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
@UpscaleHobo: Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.