@Mindless4Miles: She said she liked a man with a mouth on him and I admitted that I too like someone with all their face parts.
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@angibangie: Him: What long nails you have! Me: All the better to capture your DNA with if you murder me. *dating is easy
@amishschool: Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods.
@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.