@Mindless4Miles: She said she liked a man with a mouth on him and I admitted that I too like someone with all their face parts.
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@TheTimmyToes: BARTENDER: the usual? ME: *nods* *bartender hands me a shot glass full of chocolate chips*
@Mikecanrant: I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.