@TheNardvark: She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano.
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@IGotsSmarts: I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.
@RandomManik: Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles.
@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
@shawnspree: To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap