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@UncleDuke1969: She said we needed to talk and...

I said, "Yeah, I think we should break up, too."

She said, "About where to eat."

"Oh," I said, "Pizza?"

She said we needed to talk and…

I said, “Yeah, I think we should break up, too.”

She said, “About where to eat.”

“Oh,” I said, “Pizza?”

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