@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home
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@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
@HotlinkStrahota: I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.
@Reverend_Scott: Dr: He has a lot of blockage "So my Dad has a bad heart?" Dr: He also donates to charity "So he has a good heart?" Dr: Ya, it evens out