@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home
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@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
@darinlovesbacon: Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer.
@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?