@Junk_Boat: She told me she "literally died laughing," and that's when I realized she had to be a zombie and shot her in the face.
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@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.
@Rebelling_Jyn: Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.
@EJGomez: [sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] "lmao yo who invited the lightweight"