@ChilldhoodRuin: She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.
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@Fred_Delicious: Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon
@ddsmidt: If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no.
@wife3kidsnodogs: How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.