@Overdue_Bills: She was like "wrong hole", so I said "adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma", long story short I'm still single.
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@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed
@Petote: *hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*
@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?