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@dance_blessed: "She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."
@MomOfTeen: Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win.
@BareChesty: I like long walks away from everyone
@shariv67: Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house.
@jonnysun: this is stick
*dog wags tail*
this is branch. its made of sticks
*tail wags faster*
this is tree. it makes sticks
*dog helicopters into sky*
@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.