@RelatableQuote: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather
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@brakco: Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming "I'M YOU FROM THE "FUTURE!" in their faces..
@neiltyson: A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, "Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."