@RelatableQuote: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather
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@Mr_Kapowski: A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing "The cloak stopped working" to which I responded "OMG you can see me?!"
@Dawn_M_: Nothing sexier than when a man pulls you close, looks deep into your eyes, and puts a Babybel in your mouth.
@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.