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@iYoungKhalifa: She:Hey,Whats up?
Me:Onion prices.
S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'?
M:Nutshells.
S:Really?Fine.What's poppin?
M:Corn.
*Blocked*

She:Hey,Whats up?
Me:Onion prices.
S:You know what I mean,like What’s crackin’?
M:Nutshells.
S:Really?Fine.What’s poppin?
M:Corn.
*Blocked*

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