@DiamondLou69: She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging.
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@thenatewolf: Date: my worst fear is not living up to my own expectations. You? Me: that if I ever lay across a piano while I'm singing it won't hold me.
@LoveNLunchmeat: that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse