@DiamondLou69: She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging.
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@notalogin: Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.
@girl_a_whirl: Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me
@sixfootcandy: Therapist: Maybe you could try to be a little less hostile. Me: Maybe you could stick a butter knife in a light socket.