@pleatedjeans: idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC

@craydrienne: My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.

@garrettbarry70: Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted.

@neiltyson: Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that "La" deserved a better identity than "a note to follow So”