@GeorgeTakei: A great tip. #CakeRex
@thenatewolf: *Creator of Charlie Brown sits down to draw a cartoon*
What do eight-year-old boys look like again? Bald? It's bald, right?
@AsgardianRose: I just overheard a woman tell her son "We don't lick other people, it's gross" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made.
@MarloMeekins: Satan why do u have pitchfork? Lotta hay in hell is there? Ok idiot
@markydoodoo: Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall.
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