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@WGladstone: "She's got legs. She knows how to use them."
"So she's ambulatory then?"
"... I guess?"
"And is that really all you're looking for?"

“She’s got legs. She knows how to use them.”  
“So she’s ambulatory then?”
“… I guess?”
“And is that really all you’re looking for?”

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