@jake_lach: She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me
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@MattMcC1: "We run a tight ship" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway "Real tight." he turns sideways to fit down the hall
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.