@jake_lach: She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me
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@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
@OldUncleDaveO: If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
@Contwixt: Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars.