@hazelmotes1: She's not my fake internet girlfriend, she's my eBae.
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@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.
@ValeeGrrl: An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.
@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games