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@amydillon: "Shh...it took an hour, but I think he's finally asleep."

*fireworks go off outside*

*opens window*

I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

“Shh…it took an hour, but I think he’s finally asleep.”

*fireworks go off outside*

*opens window*

I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

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