@DivorceDiva: Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart.
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@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
@1Happytwit: There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat.
@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.