@DivorceDiva: Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart.
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@SaraMansford: Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it "MY way" you'd have added alcohol to your menu.
@AngrEdmontonian: Apparently, "Step up your game" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it