@MindyFurano: Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress
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@FeralCrone: A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure.
@briangaar: Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*
@KentWGraham: I’m glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we’d constantly be walking into each other.