@MindyFurano: Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress
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@murrman5: [first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in "It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin"
@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"
@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.
@RandomManik: GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, "I care for you. Don't do this". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF.