@MindyFurano: Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress
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@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
@heatherlou_: My friend says her Dr told her she’s underweight but I stopped listening because I cannot relate at all.
@iTomFoolery: I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.