@kumailn: Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers.
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@ghostkrogh: every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again
@XplodingUnicorn: I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner.
@dhumann: Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse.
@theshantilly: *glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat...