@glenc217: Shockingly, the gyroscope is NOT a device used to locate Greek restaurants.
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@iwearaonesie: my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me
@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.
@julie2288: I told my dog 6,000 times, she could go out but I wasn't going to sit outside with her... Long story short, I'm sitting outside with her.
@hippieswordfish: absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh