@glenc217: Shockingly, the gyroscope is NOT a device used to locate Greek restaurants.
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@jimmy_sharpe: I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.
@therealelp: jesus could get on twitter and be like "fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!" and someone would be like "you're".
@DurtMcHurtt: The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen.