@glenc217: Shockingly, the gyroscope is NOT a device used to locate Greek restaurants.
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@Adam14: Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.
@juskewitch: Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee
@EyeSeeYou619: "Screw it, I'm a mermaid now" ~ me, after accidentally putting both legs in the same side of my goddamn sweatpants