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@matt___nelson: Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: "Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner"
*centipede walks in*
"You've got to be kiddin me"

Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: “Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner”
*centipede walks in*
“You’ve got to be kiddin me”

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