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@burgerdrome: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss.

You've trained your whole life for this.

Take the shot.

Kill the moon.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss… but you won’t miss.

You’ve trained your whole life for this. 

Take the shot. 

Kill the moon.

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