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@SirEviscerate: *shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds*
*hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*

*shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds*
*hits ‘stop recording’ on outgoing voicemail message*

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