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@justabloodygame: [shopping for make-up]
"Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?"
"I know exactly what you need."
[boots you into the vacuum of deep space]

[shopping for make-up]
“Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?”
“I know exactly what you need.”
[boots you into the vacuum of deep space]

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