@causticbob: Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
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@Just__J0: 17: Want to see a movie? Me: Sure. 17: Afternoon show only, so no one sees us together. Me: Ok. *Posts pic on IG. Tags all her friends.
@iLikeCatShirts: It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes.
@nbadag: HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home