@causticbob: Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
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@jjhartinger: hubs: why the makeup? me: we're cooking dinner together. him: and... me: and, I want to look nice when the police arrive.
@TheIronSherk: *turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
@ValeeGrrl: Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling "bananas" without singing "Hollaback Girl" in my head.