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@pizzaminati: *shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*
@GoddessTitty: My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass
@thepatrickwalsh: Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word "hotshot."
@therepoguy: Jumps into shower
Shower : I have a boyfriend
@duplicitron: *sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*
@Shh182: I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt!
*runs away flirting*