@pizzaminati: *shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*
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@AmericanGent69: Wife: I think my husband is spying on me. Friend: You're probably overreacting. Me: *dressed as a bartender* Can I get you ladies a drink?
@JessiCanadian: I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback.
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?