@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.
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@MarioInAZ: My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen.
@ParasiteHilton: Date: Uhh seriously? Me: Oh don't tell me you don't sneak food into the movies too *dips lobster in my pocket filled with melted butter*
@SamGrittner: I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays.
@shaztaberry: Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do