@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.
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@dafloydsta: [speed dating] Her: THIS IS NICE Me: I'M HAVING FUN TOO Her: WHAT KIND OF DRUG DID YOU SAY THIS WAS? Me: IT'S CALLED SPEED
@david8hughes: [in class] Me: hey, can I borrow a pen? Guy: sure, black or blue? Me [sweating & swelling up]: you got one for bee stings?