@KentWGraham: Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig’s List just a week after we updated our life insurance?
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@OctopusCavemann: [Alternate Universe Where Lassie Hated Timmy] Ruth: Lassie, have you seen Timmy? Lassie: *puts out cigarette* Nope
@Chase_Observes: Don’t believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels.
@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way