@theyearofelan: Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?
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@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
@junejuly12: Seeing a woman drinking, smoking, and gambling while in her wedding dress makes me realize I need to up my multi-tasking game.
@beefman138: *Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] "You can make one phone call" *Dials random # "Is your fridge running?"