@thejamietighe: Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin.
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@TheHyyyype: WIFE: can you put the baby to sleep ME: *trying to get the baby in a chokehold* his head's too small it's not working
@patrickhogan91: *Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* "Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"
@DanMentos: [first date] "so what do you do?" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager