@beersuds: Shouldn’t all ghosts be naked?? It’s not like your clothes die too…
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@KendellMadden: "I know, right?!!" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned.
@desusnice: someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What do you want for your birthday? Me: You could get me a “world’s best dad” mug. 4: You told me not to lie.