@TheMichaelRock: Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?
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@SlipCarefully: To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.
@LaLuchaNix: My husband says none of my metaphors make any sense. He is just an empty canoe in the snow.
@rachxthompson: me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia