@TheMichaelRock: Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?
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@ibid78: [me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god
@TySmithdrums: When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down.
@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.