@heatherjs: Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?
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@TheMichaelRock: Your kid is allergic to gluten? Big deal. Mine are allergic to putting things back where they belong.
@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.
@iGreenMonk: Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.