@heatherjs: Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?
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@david8hughes: [son hands me a picture he painted] Me: what's that Son: it's our house Me [walks outside with son]: do you see how it absolutely isn't?
@HatfieldAnne: We’ve all talked about throwing a dirty dish away instead of washing it. But only some of us have done it.
@DurtMcHurtt: [intensive care] NURSE: I'll never leave your side, DO YOU HEAR ME?! ME [patient]: wow, I didn't realize how intense the care was here.