@robdelaney: Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"
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@stanleybehrman: From my hospital bed it occurred to me, that i could never work in a hospital because there are too many opportunities to nap.
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
@david8hughes: [job int] "& what are your strengths." Me: lions "Lions?" Me: I'll take [lion walks by the office] I- [quietly] I'll take on any lion