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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:13:"TayTayJustine";s:5:"image";s:90:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3464513650/8434f29ff782c7cf7b8a53156d6198f0_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"324575973150453761";s:7:"retweet";s:2:"62";s:5:"tweet";s:139:"Shouldn't've left me alone w/your no-eyebrow-havin baby.

*Pulls out Sharpie*
*Squiggles on a surprised look*

See! She's happy to see you.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

Shouldn’t’ve left me alone w/your no-eyebrow-havin baby.

*Pulls out Sharpie*
*Squiggles on a surprised look*

See! She’s happy to see you.

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